Late this afternoon at exactly 10:39 PM EST, my good pal deflowerthepeasants has been pronounced dead.
I know this may be tough to here but I made a promise. I made a promise that I would tell his story.
It all started at precisely 10:36 EST. deflower sent me a shoutbox private message indicating that he had very heartbreaking news, that he would be serving a great big monsteress log of sweet chocolate goodness. Just before I had received this news, I had an urge to use the restroom (#2). As soon as I got the news I instantly new it was deflower trying to communicate with me. Telling me that he was still here in my heart on the other side. It is very hard to write this as I am in tears.
His last words were:
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I know he is in a better place right now and is taking big beautiful dumps in heaven. May we bow our heads in respect. Amen.
How I knew he was not going to return. (Warning this may disturb people who do not like gorey pictures)
I know this may be tough to here but I made a promise. I made a promise that I would tell his story.
It all started at precisely 10:36 EST. deflower sent me a shoutbox private message indicating that he had very heartbreaking news, that he would be serving a great big monsteress log of sweet chocolate goodness. Just before I had received this news, I had an urge to use the restroom (#2). As soon as I got the news I instantly new it was deflower trying to communicate with me. Telling me that he was still here in my heart on the other side. It is very hard to write this as I am in tears.
His last words were:
I know he is in a better place right now and is taking big beautiful dumps in heaven. May we bow our heads in respect. Amen.
How I knew he was not going to return. (Warning this may disturb people who do not like gorey pictures)
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